January 2012
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December 2011
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"Chris Brown donating 50% of his 2011 income to...
fortheloveofbreezy:
lexciecbrown:
stonedoffcb:
so FUCK YOU haters. you underestimate him so much.
Thats My Baby!
thatsssssssss my mooooooofuckennnnnnnnnnnnnn BABBBBYY!
yasss Christopher do da right thing!
May 2011
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April 2011
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March 2011
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February 2011
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January 2011
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November 2010
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October 2010
1 post
“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses...”
– Possibly Oscar Wilde (via baracko)
September 2010
4 posts
Watchbrodeep:
David Bowie doing standup. I can’t even begin to fathom watching this live.
7 Deadly Sins of the Tea Party
What a glorious orgy of contradictions this Tea Party movement has become. Ostensibly Christian & yet wallowing in all 7 deadliest sins; Gluttony of conspicuous consumption, Lust for blood & vengeance, overweening Pride in their patria, intellectual Indolence & complacency, Vanity in their belief of inherent virtue & superiority over all other cultures & creeds, Despair in a...
randysrapreport:
RAPTIMUS PRIME presents “ROCK...
August 2010
2 posts
Disabled People are Funny
robdelaney:
Hi there. I had an interesting comedy experience last night that I wanted to share with America and other people who can speak/read English. First I will say that I do a lot of comedy all over the place and have performed in a variety of locations and under a variety of circumstances, both wonderful and shitty. That is normal if you do comedy and are not very famous. You do a show in...
July 2010
2 posts
i brings tha ruckus to the twatosphere
squeze on ma dick like a tuba toofpaste/ base 2 tha tip leave nuttin 2 waste/ bitches betta use erry part o the buffalo/ leave em chipmunkcheekd like janeane garofalo
April 2010
4 posts
Disordered Rant of the Day: American Idiots
The American Conservative Movement is powered by an overwhelming hatred of perceived “weakness,” which originated from a variety of misappropriated political, philosophical & literary sources in response to Emancipation, and was wielded primarily as a racial bludgeon, but evolved into a thuggish bootstrap individualist counterweight to the perceived threat of soviet collectivism,...
March 2010
4 posts
Paddy's Day
On this Holy Day commemorating the life of Ireland’s Patron Gallic Serpent-whacking Saint (deposited on Erin by merry plankster Pirates) it is important to remember what World-Fucking Sods the Goddamn Great British Empire are. The Queen is a jewel-clenching Cunt, and thanks for Puritanism & Smallpox ye gnarl-teethed masticators of all foreign cultures great & small. And thanks for...
Black Penguin found in Antarctica →
Fox News immediately denounces mutant penguin as an “inexperienced Community Organizer” who “wasn’t even born in Antarctica.”
February 2010
11 posts
Google Spam
(img via http://channelfreakers.co.uk/)
From the enormous tech leviathan that brought you Google Wave, an utterly premature failure, and Google Buzz, an invasive, privacy-shredding Twitter rip-off for your inbox(!?), comes new GOOGLE SPAM! You know all that spam we’ve been protecting you from? WELL HERE IT ALL IS, RIGHT BACK IN YOUR INBOX WHERE IT BELONGS, WITH NO WARNING OR EASY OPT-OUT:...
Racist Russkies~! →
sportscentr:
This was one of the most racist things I’ve ever seen, from the hair-pulling to the exaggerated facial expressions to the painted bodysuits. However, I guess the routine used to be even more racist, so, hooray for the lack of brown face?
No, Actually I am Tiger Woods, Motherfucker
unedited Transcript of what Tiger Woods would have said had Elin Nordegren, Accenture & Nike not surgically removed his balls over the Christmas Holiday.
First off, I am Tiger Woods motherfucker. I have more money than Christ. Christ was a broke-ass Hebrew living under Roman Occupation two-thousand years ago who couldn’t even afford to hire the prostitutes he was hanging around with....
Every Day I'm Tumblin': Pitchfork vs. Tumbledore... →
The below post by a fellow Tumblr user sums up my stance quite succinctly. To the halfwits who keep telling me I have no legal rights to the subdomain and that Tumblr can do whatever they want, please realize I have always been fully aware of this. That is why I have taken to “whining” about this…
Boozer Decries Prince's Purple Reign O'er Mansion →
January 2010
17 posts
Why & How to Legalize Prostitution RIGHT NOW and...
Shared on Fbk Friday, March 6, 2009 at 1:03pm
Eliot Spitzer has been buying property in DC In this rapidly declining economy, with the “buxom & slutty” demographic facing hard times and even harder cocks, what moment could be more propitious than right now to finally LEGALIZE, REGULATE AND TAX prostitution? Think of the warm, salty gush of revenues streaming into the...
In the wake of Citizens United vs FEC (1/21/10)
We are officially completely & totally fucked now. This is not just legislating from the bench, this is DESOLATING from the bench. De facto plutocracy just became blatant oligarchy. The Founding Fathers are furiously spinning in their catacombs, with their slave-thralls spinning counterclockwise in an attempt to minimize any potential calamitous collateral damage— it’s not working. Full...
Hard to rage against the machine when yr strapped...
Stop giving people a free pass for being intellectually and morally bankrupt. Don’t give them “equal time” and entertain their absurd distortions— call them out on their shit, address them as the fucking idiots that they are. Too long America’s right wing has hunkered in a patchwork bunker of conflicting ideals, of “Know-Nothing” xenophobia, bald-faced corporate...
yo 2 all u iPhonies - shut it, haters!
Listen up, iPhone snobs. It’s true, you’ve got the best hardware. It’s the industry standard for smartphones, against which all others are measured— and deemed inadequate. But why are you always borrowing my phone to make calls? Until AT&T & AAPL fix their service issues, or more likely VZN swoops in to the rescue, I will stay with my sleek, stylish, functional PHONE, the...
YO PAT ROBERTSON
1st off, i regret even engaging with his flawed logic and presupposition of an absurd duality. 2ndly, he doesn’t deserve any attention. he’s a real-life troll. but EVEN IF you take all of his presumptions at face value, he’s STILL wrong.
The Haitians “were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever,” Robertson said on his broadcast Wednesday....
Albert Einstein was one sharp mothafucka
He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It...
