January 2010
17 posts
Why & How to Legalize Prostitution RIGHT NOW and...
Shared on Fbk Friday, March 6, 2009 at 1:03pm
Eliot Spitzer has been buying property in DC In this rapidly declining economy, with the “buxom & slutty” demographic facing hard times and even harder cocks, what moment could be more propitious than right now to finally LEGALIZE, REGULATE AND TAX prostitution? Think of the warm, salty gush of revenues streaming into the...
In the wake of Citizens United vs FEC (1/21/10)
We are officially completely & totally fucked now. This is not just legislating from the bench, this is DESOLATING from the bench. De facto plutocracy just became blatant oligarchy. The Founding Fathers are furiously spinning in their catacombs, with their slave-thralls spinning counterclockwise in an attempt to minimize any potential calamitous collateral damage— it’s not working. Full...
Hard to rage against the machine when yr strapped...
Stop giving people a free pass for being intellectually and morally bankrupt. Don’t give them “equal time” and entertain their absurd distortions— call them out on their shit, address them as the fucking idiots that they are. Too long America’s right wing has hunkered in a patchwork bunker of conflicting ideals, of “Know-Nothing” xenophobia, bald-faced corporate...
yo 2 all u iPhonies - shut it, haters!
Listen up, iPhone snobs. It’s true, you’ve got the best hardware. It’s the industry standard for smartphones, against which all others are measured— and deemed inadequate. But why are you always borrowing my phone to make calls? Until AT&T & AAPL fix their service issues, or more likely VZN swoops in to the rescue, I will stay with my sleek, stylish, functional PHONE, the...
YO PAT ROBERTSON
1st off, i regret even engaging with his flawed logic and presupposition of an absurd duality. 2ndly, he doesn’t deserve any attention. he’s a real-life troll. but EVEN IF you take all of his presumptions at face value, he’s STILL wrong.
The Haitians “were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever,” Robertson said on his broadcast Wednesday....
Albert Einstein was one sharp mothafucka
He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It...
Friday- That's a RAP!
One day you’ll be able to say that you knew me, homie/ that’ll be the day you wish that you blew me: blow me/ start suckin now to work your way up the shaft/ gotta longer neck than a full-grown giraffe/ but I ain’t spotty cuz I don’t get naughty with sluts on the nuts who flaunt that body/ only gets busy wit Ronnie & Betty/ lopin across the Serengeti/ hackn thru the...
FEATURE: Animal Collective Interview with Aziz... →
FUCKING EPICNESS
AC+AZIZ=CACAPHONIZM
tite broz up in dat collective yo. TIM N ERIC INTBOMB 1/2WAY DOWN. ps: strawb jam>merriweth
faketv:
This is the future of the magazine interview. Other mags should pay attention— I want to see the New Yorker’s version, and French Playboy’s…
walkietalkies:
azizisbored:
Here’s the unedited version of the interview I did with Animal Collective.
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