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From the enormous tech leviathan that brought you Google Wave, an utterly premature failure, and Google Buzz, an invasive, privacy-shredding Twitter rip-off for your inbox(!?), comes new GOOGLE SPAM! You know all that spam we’ve been protecting you from? WELL HERE IT ALL IS, RIGHT BACK IN YOUR INBOX WHERE IT BELONGS, WITH NO WARNING OR EASY OPT-OUT: GOOGLE SPAM!
WANT A BIGGER DICK?? SURE YA DO!
NEED A REFINANCE?? OF COURSE, EVEN RENTERS WANT TO CUT DOWN ON THEIR MORTGAGES! RIGHT?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO MAXIM?? SIGN ME UP FOR TWO!! (ONE FOR EACH BOOB, LOL?!)
CARE TO HELP OUT AN AILING NIGERIAN PRINCE?? YOU BETCHA!!
BIKINI PICS OF ERIC SCHMIDT’S FUTURE EX IN FIRE ISLAND ROMP?? OH BOY, WHERE DO ENTER MY CC INFO & SOCIAL??
Usually, Webmail shields you from Spam, Junk Mail, & Phishing scams. But no longer! Now, with Google Spam, your valued correspondences end up in the trash, and the most worthless discount offer from a shady online retailer gets marked as new and stays atop your inbox for weeks!! Finally get that Ab-Roller you’ve been clamoring for, err, never, and turn your unwanted gold into Rock Hard Abs! I mean, cold hard Cash, and an ab roller, and an iPad, all for $.01!!!!!!!!!!!! Google - Do Know Evil!
