Paddy’s Day
On this Holy Day commemorating the life of Ireland’s Patron Gallic Serpent-whacking Saint (deposited on Erin by merry plankster Pirates) it is important to remember what World-Fucking Sods the Goddamn Great British Empire are. The Queen is a jewel-clenching Cunt, and thanks for Puritanism & Smallpox ye gnarl-teethed masticators of all foreign cultures great & small. And thanks for your bloated bitch of a daughter America too. Like Englandx2000 on the fuck-it-all-up scale. Huzzah!
I just threw up all over vomit.
